The California Gold Rush certainly
saw its day of E. Clampus Vitus, but these days Clampers are on an upswing,
increasing in numbers, carrying on a tradition ancient in origin and a
pivotal part of Western history. We vow to take care of the Widders
and Orphans (particularly the Widders), devoting our time to our respected
fraternal organization consisting of all walks of life from Presidents to
lowly Pilgrims, soaking up life and good times with charitable hearts and
hellbound minds. God, it was a bitch to get this way.
