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Beresford on "American Idol"

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:20 am
by AlexanderBeresford
The book itself is an authentic Idol from the American Idol Company, and as it is read, held, worshiped, and revered, it'll bring the reader protection and many blessings. Having read the book I now also worship a resin effigy of S.C. Hayden (you can purchase one directly from the author, though I heard they were sold out)

Really, it's the work of the devil, put it down. :o

Re: Beresford on "American Idol"

PostPosted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:39 pm
by S.C. Hayden
That's not all!

Reading American Idol will cure acne, erectile dysfunction, male pattern baldness, halitosis, feminine dryness, dandruff, and carpel tunnel syndrome.

That's an S.C. Hayden money back guarantee (terms and conditions apply).

And yes, it is the Devil's work.